I am the queen of nicknames.
Alice, Webster, Betty, Miss Piggy, Sandgnat, and the list goes on and on. One of my personal favorites:
Snowflake.
Aww...how sweet. Nope, my husband came up with it because he could call me a 'flake' in front of people without getting in trouble. Yup, that's my other half. Don't you just want to steal him away???
I thought after that we couldn't get much lower. Oh, was I wrong. So, so wrong.
He called my office and used pain-in-my-ass as a middle name when asking for me.
As in Demi-pain-in-my-ass-Moore. Not that I look anything like Demi Moore, just using her as an example. Though I *would* love to have her body.
I digress...
One of the girls (who had way too much time on her hands) was doodling and noticed that the letters spelled PIMA (pee-ma). And the rest was history.
So, from now don't bother with my real name. Just call me Pima.
Catchy, don't ya think?
